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3 days agoWhen I was a kid growing up in New York City he was in the local papers more often than Charlie Brown and Snoopy.
A model once said that she got paid $25,000.00 every time she posed for pictures, and Donald loved the camera more than she did.

Variation on the joke.
Frog goes to the princess and says “Kiss me and I’ll become the world’s greatest drummer!”
She puts him in her bag. “Aren’t you going to kiss me??”
“Hell, no! I can make a lot more money with a talking frog than I can with a great drummer.”