Amusing thought, but I don't think most women can lick their own pussies either, and they (in general) don't seem to be as fucked up as men (in general) are . . .
Showerthoughts
A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The most popular seem to be lighthearted clever little truths, hidden in daily life.
Here are some examples to inspire your own showerthoughts:
- Both “200” and “160” are 2 minutes in microwave math
- When you’re a kid, you don’t realize you’re also watching your mom and dad grow up.
- More dreams have been destroyed by alarm clocks than anything else
Rules
- All posts must be showerthoughts
- The entire showerthought must be in the title
- No politics
- If your topic is in a grey area, please phrase it to emphasize the fascinating aspects, not the dramatic aspects. You can do this by avoiding overly politicized terms such as "capitalism" and "communism". If you must make comparisons, you can say something is different without saying something is better/worse.
- A good place for politics is c/politicaldiscussion
- Posts must be original/unique
- Adhere to Lemmy's Code of Conduct and the TOS
If you made it this far, showerthoughts is accepting new mods. This community is generally tame so its not a lot of work, but having a few more mods would help reports get addressed a little sooner.
Whats it like to be a mod? Reports just show up as messages in your Lemmy inbox, and if a different mod has already addressed the report, the message goes away and you never worry about it.
You know, I've met enough assholes on both sides to disprove this argument. It really seems like people will be shit regardless of gender.
In conclusion, everyone should suck their own genitals!
You guys can't suck you own dicks?

Sucking your own dick feels a lot more like sucking dick than getting your dick sucked.
You say that like it's a bad thing
I thought it was self-censoring for no fucking reason.
EDIT: Never mind, sounds like it's a parental feature on their device.
What do you mean?
Maybe it's your instance, but it censored "dicks".
Oh it's the family phone, there's a feature on it that censors bad words, stupid mom put it. God.
I can suck my own dick by getting a tube just big enough for my penis to fit in and long enough to reach my mouth. 🤷♂️
Dong bong?