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Showerthoughts

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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The most popular seem to be lighthearted clever little truths, hidden in daily life.

Here are some examples to inspire your own showerthoughts:

Rules

  1. All posts must be showerthoughts
  2. The entire showerthought must be in the title
  3. No politics
    • If your topic is in a grey area, please phrase it to emphasize the fascinating aspects, not the dramatic aspects. You can do this by avoiding overly politicized terms such as "capitalism" and "communism". If you must make comparisons, you can say something is different without saying something is better/worse.
    • A good place for politics is c/politicaldiscussion
  4. Posts must be original/unique
  5. Adhere to Lemmy's Code of Conduct and the TOS

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[–] Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 1 point 6 days ago

You guys can't suck you own dicks?

[–] nisemikol@scribe.disroot.org 0 points 5 days ago (1 child)

Amusing thought, but I don't think most women can lick their own pussies either, and they (in general) don't seem to be as fucked up as men (in general) are . . .

[–] clubb@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 point 5 days ago

You know, I've met enough assholes on both sides to disprove this argument. It really seems like people will be shit regardless of gender.

In conclusion, everyone should suck their own genitals!

[–] Janx@piefed.social 0 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 child)

I thought it was self-censoring for no fucking reason.

EDIT: Never mind, sounds like it's a parental feature on their device.

[–] ZiggyTheZygote@lemmy.ca 0 points 6 days ago (1 child)
[–] Janx@piefed.social 0 points 6 days ago (1 child)

Maybe it's your instance, but it censored "dicks".

[–] ZiggyTheZygote@lemmy.ca 1 point 6 days ago

Oh it's the family phone, there's a feature on it that censors bad words, stupid mom put it. God.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 0 points 6 days ago (1 child)

I can suck my own dick by getting a tube just big enough for my penis to fit in and long enough to reach my mouth. 🤷‍♂️

[–] cattywampas@lemmy.world 0 points 6 days ago (1 child)

Sucking your own dick feels a lot more like sucking dick than getting your dick sucked.

[–] rockerface@lemmy.cafe 1 point 6 days ago

You say that like it's a bad thing