Kolanaki

Does that mean a pocket watch is a ball and chain to time?

"Why don't you just trust me that I was born January 1, 1900?"

The secret to life, the universe, and everything: 42 Crystal Pepsis.

From one of the other articles about this I read, they are seeing the same data but interpreting dumbly. They aren't seeing the kind of explosive sales they want during the period the games are locked to the Playstation and it doesn't pick up after they release it to other platforms because the hype train has halted by then.

Why they think just dropping other platforms will help more than simultaneously releasing them everywhere is pretty silly when that is their reasoning.

It's a TF2 reference.

They're SNIPING YOU. With Jarate.

(Also they're not even lobsters; they're crayfish)

I mean, people don't look like that either.

Also fuck news sites that get 100% of their info from Reddit without verifying if any of it is even true.

The real aliens were inside us all along 🥰

I find this 15 minutes after the article has been updated saying "lol jk they're not actually making a NV remaster." 😮‍💨

Is it just walking that makes it Strand-like or does it also need fights against ghosts and/or Mads Mickkelsen?

I do feel slightly bad for the dev team. A lotta stuff outside their control spun things out of hand; but I also don't think it would have had any success regardless of the whole situation. At least what happened got it some attention and gave it a chance.

Hey... At least it lasted longer than Concord. 🤷‍♂️