With high speed internet coming out at exactly the same time as my sex drive developed, I have probably seen more nude women than every human in my direct ancestry.
If not combined, I definitely have the high score for now.
We’ve seen more naked ladies, but touched less.
I only ever touched one naked lady. That was 16 years ago. I liked it so much, I never touched another one. She seemed to liked being touched by me too and never left.
Really hoping this isn’t a joke about your mom…
Not at all, it’s a joke about your mom.
Oh sheeeeee
So you two are father and son! So cute!
By not having kids, you could cement your place as #1 titty seer of your bloodline
Turns out that there’s a curse on humanity that if you see more than 800 boobs in your life, your chromosomes self-destruct. But we’ve never had data to figure out all out.
Are you saying parents can’t have porn addictions?
No I more meant that OP could keep their lead perpetually by not having kids who could top them.
I think they just meant that having a kid opens it up so you might not stay #1.
I hear an alarming large number of people can trace their ancestry back to Genghis Khan and I am not sure you have him beat. Maybe though
Oh i forgot about that guy. Its a closer match-up than i thought.
Also, mammals evolved around 300 million years ago, and being generous, clothes were first used 3 million years ago. So the number of generations of your ancestors who didn’t see tiddies everyday is a rounding error to the number who did. And they were ALL successful *vaguely waves in your direction*
