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Showerthoughts

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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The most popular seem to be lighthearted clever little truths, hidden in daily life.

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With high speed internet coming out at exactly the same time as my sex drive developed, I have probably seen more nude women than every human in my direct ancestry.

If not combined, I definitely have the high score for now.

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[–] ordnance_qf_17_pounder@reddthat.com 1 point 1 week ago (1 child)

We've seen more naked ladies, but touched less.

[–] 5ibelius9insterberg@feddit.org 1 point 1 week ago (1 child)

I only ever touched one naked lady. That was 16 years ago. I liked it so much, I never touched another one. She seemed to liked being touched by me too and never left.

[–] PapaStevesy@lemmy.world 0 points 1 week ago (1 child)

Really hoping this isn't a joke about your mom...

[–] 5ibelius9insterberg@feddit.org 1 point 1 week ago (1 child)

Not at all, it’s a joke about your mom.

[–] PapaStevesy@lemmy.world 1 point 1 week ago (1 child)
[–] Viceversa@lemmy.world 1 point 1 week ago

So you two are father and son! So cute!

[–] HuntressHimbo@lemmy.zip 1 point 1 week ago (2 children)

By not having kids, you could cement your place as #1 titty seer of your bloodline

[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 1 point 1 week ago

Turns out that there's a curse on humanity that if you see more than 800 boobs in your life, your chromosomes self-destruct. But we've never had data to figure out all out.

[–] ceenote@lemmy.world 0 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Are you saying parents can't have porn addictions?

[–] HuntressHimbo@lemmy.zip 1 point 1 week ago

No I more meant that OP could keep their lead perpetually by not having kids who could top them.

[–] PapaStevesy@lemmy.world 1 point 1 week ago

I think they just meant that having a kid opens it up so you might not stay #1.

[–] danciestlobster@lemmy.zip 1 point 1 week ago (1 child)

I hear an alarming large number of people can trace their ancestry back to Genghis Khan and I am not sure you have him beat. Maybe though

[–] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 0 points 1 week ago (1 child)

Oh i forgot about that guy. Its a closer match-up than i thought.

[–] cenzorrll@piefed.ca 1 point 1 week ago

Also, mammals evolved around 300 million years ago, and being generous, clothes were first used 3 million years ago. So the number of generations of your ancestors who didn't see tiddies everyday is a rounding error to the number who did. And they were ALL successful *vaguely waves in your direction*