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Microsoft’s aggressive AI push in Windows 11 through 2025 brought upon themselves the title Microslop. Unfortunately for the company, it’s everywhere on social media, and there isn’t a way to stop the spread, unless, of course, it’s their own Discord server.

Just for fun: https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/microslop/

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[–] Reygle@lemmy.world 202 points 3 days ago (2 children)
[–] chicocheco@lemmy.world 53 points 3 days ago (1 child)
[–] Canconda@lemmy.ca 47 points 3 days ago

I'm literally going to go out of my way to say "Microslop Office" at work today. They dun goofd

[–] fnrir@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 3 days ago

my favorite Pokémon

[–] Nelots@piefed.zip 80 points 3 days ago

So Microslop is censoring its own name? Strange choice, but okay.

[–] Stefan_S_from_H@piefed.zip 119 points 3 days ago (10 children)

Why does Microsoft use Discord??

[–] MadMadBunny@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 day ago
[–] mesamunefire@piefed.social 81 points 3 days ago (1 child)

Right! That makes it funnier in my opinion. Cause they have teams.

[–] Petter1@discuss.tchncs.de 15 points 3 days ago

You gotta keep competition in view

[–] testaccount372920@piefed.zip 43 points 3 days ago

I guess their own slop isn't good enough as a communication platform

[–] pixxelkick@lemmy.world 16 points 3 days ago

They use Discord for community stuff, IE non employee interactions. People can join those communities to learn, they have several

Teams is used for internal employee chat.

[–] tabular@lemmy.world 17 points 3 days ago

It's where people are, sadly.

[–] Reygle@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago

For the same reason they have a twitter account for sharing updates about outages. Because their own systems don't @#^ing work

[–] CosmoNova@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

Did you mean Microslop and… actually, Discord doesn‘t even need a clever nickname.

[–] lmr0x61@lemmy.ml 2 points 3 days ago

Looks like it’s the official server for Copilot, presumably for the community (e.g. support, etc) not internal communication, for what that’s worth

IT and tech support for the relatively common case of bricked computers and bad updates.

[–] morto@piefed.social 93 points 3 days ago (1 child)

I didn't really like the name microslop, but after their reactions, now I love and use it

[–] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 18 points 3 days ago

This is like when someone gives the new guy a nickname abd they freak out about it.

You've only cemented the name you fools.

[–] kokesh@lemmy.world 48 points 3 days ago (1 child)

Microslop Windows Microslop Windows Microslop Windows Microslop Windows Microslop Windows Microslop Windows

[–] thisbenzingring@lemmy.today 18 points 3 days ago (1 child)
[–] thisbenzingring@lemmy.today 14 points 3 days ago

Microslop 365 Orifice

[–] partial_accumen@lemmy.world 39 points 3 days ago (1 child)

Someone see if "Micros|op" (with the pipe character) or "MicrosIop" (with a capital letter i) is also blocked.

[–] WanderingThoughts@europe.pub 15 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Is this going to turn into l33tsp34k? µ-$£0|° or one of the many variations

[–] partial_accumen@lemmy.world 13 points 3 days ago

What was once old is new again!

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 10 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)
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[–] THE_GR8_MIKE@lemmy.world 18 points 2 days ago

What a bunch of fuckin' pussies. I'm going to start saying it even harder now.

[–] 0x0@lemmy.zip 26 points 3 days ago

I prefer Micro$lop, call me oldfashioned.

[–] MadMadBunny@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 days ago

Buy why would Microslop consciously damage its own, hard-earned branding and reputation?

[–] sirico@feddit.uk 16 points 3 days ago

Fragile much

Lmao stfu Microslop

[–] Cekan14@lemmy.org 10 points 3 days ago
[–] billwashere@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago (1 child)

How about tiny trash? Or runty rubbish? Or junior junk?

[–] vacuumflower@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 2 days ago

In Russian "мокросовт" (mokrosovt), as in "wetly poke".

[–] ksh@aussie.zone 8 points 3 days ago

It’s harsh but true.

[–] Bullerfar@lemmy.world 9 points 3 days ago (1 child)
[–] Red0ctober@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago (1 child)
[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 days ago (1 child)

That one is already taken by us constipated folk.

[–] Red0ctober@lemmy.world 1 point 3 days ago

Oof! Sorry, didn't know.

[–] Eat_Your_Paisley@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago (1 child)

I wonder how much longer MS is going to walk this path?

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 8 points 3 days ago (1 child)

Have you been seeing a lot of megacorporations get their act together and start behaving reasonably lately?

[–] Eat_Your_Paisley@lemmy.world 1 point 3 days ago (1 child)

Obviously not, but their stock took a big dump and their AI spend is not sustainable yet they just keep going.

My orgs Win 11 GM is AI free so non-AI Windows is still maintained so a switch could be flipped today.

They could probably charge more for AI free Windows and Office

Oh man, imagine poisoning your product and then charging more for the poison free version. You've Really reached god status when you can pull off a move like that.