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Showerthoughts

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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The most popular seem to be lighthearted clever little truths, hidden in daily life.

Here are some examples to inspire your own showerthoughts:

Rules

  1. All posts must be showerthoughts
  2. The entire showerthought must be in the title
  3. No politics
    • If your topic is in a grey area, please phrase it to emphasize the fascinating aspects, not the dramatic aspects. You can do this by avoiding overly politicized terms such as "capitalism" and "communism". If you must make comparisons, you can say something is different without saying something is better/worse.
    • A good place for politics is c/politicaldiscussion
  4. Posts must be original/unique
  5. Adhere to Lemmy's Code of Conduct and the TOS

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Edit~ While you are taking a shower.

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[–] Forester@pawb.social 49 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] Bademantel@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago (5 children)

No but into the draining warm water in the tub creating a piss vapor. You're telling me you don't know what I'm talking about?

[–] Forester@pawb.social 25 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] TowardsTheFuture@lemmy.zip 24 points 1 day ago

Missing neon yellow for “took a multivitamin”

[–] FaceDeer@fedia.io 9 points 1 day ago

I don't see "vapor" on that chart.

[–] protist@mander.xyz 18 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Oh man, I've pissed in the shower most days for years and have never once taken piss vapor to the face. What am I doing wrong?

[–] FireRetardant@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

I sometimes piss in a jug in the back of the work van. When its cold out it gets pretty steamy and stinky.

[–] prex@aussie.zone 13 points 1 day ago

Not enough helicopter.

[–] jerkface@lemmy.ca 12 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I have no idea what you are talking about. And brother, I have been pissing my entire life.

Edit: I really need you to come back here and explain "piss vapor".

[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I think you might have bad kidneys

[–] Tippon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 points 1 day ago

Nah, I've got bad kidneys, and I manage not to piss in my own face 🤷🏼‍♂️

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 8 points 1 day ago

Maybe they just like asparagus.

[–] chicken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 day ago (1 child)

How can you tell that this is even happening? There isn't a visible yellow mist. There isn't a smell.

[–] jerkface@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 day ago

I'm imagining this sizzling noise when the piss and water mix, and a pale yellow fog collecting around his ankles like he threw some dry ice in the water

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

lmfao I'm over here on the shitter just trying to pass the time and I'm now almost crying