The MacBook 5C.
aeronmelon
joined 2 years ago
Get his plates!
“Fully modded.”
You say laryngitis, I say temporary badass voice.
Everyone knows Cinderella’s fairy godfather is the fat mouse.
Probably something like the Colony Drop from Mobile Suit Gundam.

Latchkey kids growing up in the 1980s:
“Want some candy?”
“Sure”
tosses them a Vics
“…What is this?”
“Cherry.”