Shame you can’t do some sort of thermoelectric power generation thingie with all the heat from these data centres.

Maybe uould find a version of linux that would run on them. I’m not a linux aficionado but I’ve found cut-down flavours useful in the past when I’ve needed something that could run on a crippled potato.

And execs think we’re going to give these products our bank details and ask them to book flights and stuff. . ?