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Hey there, it's me again with my cursed project. Last time is said "i basically reinvented Kubernetes". But the voices won and I legit did.

Last time it was a cursed novelty. A random script made by some autistic dude with too much time on its hand.

Now it's become its own project, with ecosystem and overpriced .io domain. For no reason other than : It's cursed, but it works beautifully.

Every Kind is handled by its distinct code. Everything is pluggable, nothing is hardcoded. The next layer of hell is for someone else to write Docker Swarm extensions. Won't be me.

I am, again, very sorry. Sorry for releasing this thing into the world as a complete, working, product.

And sorry for keeping spamming it. I will stop, i promises (the voices will never)

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[–] tribut@infosec.pub 2 points 4 days ago (1 child)

I really appreciate your marketing. You're good at this.

[–] pokexpert30@jlai.lu 1 point 4 days ago

Thanks, i guess ?

[–] CallMeAl@piefed.zip 1 point 5 days ago (2 children)

Sorry if this is a silly question, but what is the use case for this?

[–] actionjbone@sh.itjust.works 2 points 5 days ago

Attempted satiation of the curse. Probably.

[–] andyburke@fedia.io 0 points 5 days ago (1 child)

Looks like it's meant to help you escape K8S, a worthy goal.

[–] pokexpert30@jlai.lu 1 point 5 days ago

It never was the goal. The goal was to escape docker compose. Ended up opening portals to other dimensions. Live and learn

[–] fruitycoder@sh.itjust.works 0 points 5 days ago (1 child)

Great now i can Kompose convert my converted helm charts!

[–] pokexpert30@jlai.lu 1 point 5 days ago

Challenge : how many dekube => kompose => dekube until it stops working

[–] HyperfocusSurfer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Next step: convert docker to nspawn/portable sysd services

[–] androidul@lemmy.world -2 points 5 days ago (1 child)

okay the moment I saw Python I just closed it

[–] pokexpert30@jlai.lu 1 point 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

I mean, it's yaml manipulation. It was either python or perl, but i wasn't fucking with perl, i'm insane not mad (or the other way around)